I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out
video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen
I’m really thinking about running away. I’m going to prepare some back up supplies in my locker if anything happens ._.